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Sunday Funny Joke - Won ti Bere oooooooo

Someone sent me this hilarious joke via BBM, so I embellished it a little to make it more funny.... See it after the cut..

Dis Lagos sef don tire me. Na Jeje I siddon inside my car on a very long queue for the Mobil fuel station in Maryland. This queue was almost getting to Anthony bus stop. It was one of those days where there was no fuel at all.

Suddenly na him I see one yoruba guy run past my car with jerry can in one hand shouting "won ti bere oooooo".  I quickly jumped out of my car opened my booth, got my jerry can & ran after him.

He kept on running towards Maryland. When he got to the filling station at Maryland he shouted again "won ti bere oooo", this in Yoruba actually means "They have started oooooo."

He ran past the filling station and headed towards Sheraton hotel. Those that know this area will understand the distance. I tried to run faster to catch up and ask Kini won bere? Meaning what have they started? But this boy ran faster. I looked back and I saw like 10 people had joined us,  everybody with jerry can in one hand.

We continued past Sheraton & headed towards Ikeja bus stop. When we got to Ikeja bus stop he shouted again "won ti bere oooooo". ....and continued running. We all continued too, asking each other wetin happen but nobody seemed to know as we chased after him.

Finally we got to Oshodi isale & he shouted again. By this time we were like 50 people running after him all of us with jerry can in one hand. He shouted again "won ti bere oooooo!!!!!!". He continued running towards Iyana Isolo.  And finally after getting to Iyana Isolo he stopped infront of one old bungalow house and we were all gasping for breath both men and women some with pot bellies.

I moved close to him and asked "Kini won bere"? He answered, "Chelsea ati Arsenal ni, won ti bere match!"

I fainted......

Happy Sunday all...

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